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    小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：
    　　May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
    　　小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！
    一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”
    　　男的答道：“IT!”
    一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。
    　　他不放心的问道:turn left？
    　　监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转……
    　某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。
    　　老外应道：I am sorry too。
    　　某人听后又道：I am sorry three。
    　　老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five。
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